Terms of Use

Acceptance

By accessing or using thisisnotafinancialadvice.com, you agree to these Terms of Use and the Privacy Policy. If you do not agree, do not use the site.

Entertainment Only

All content is satire and is provided solely for entertainment and general informational purposes. Nothing on the site is financial, investment, trading, tax, accounting, legal, or other professional advice; an offer or solicitation; a recommendation or endorsement; or a representation that any security or strategy is suitable for any person.

Stock selections, theses, labels, signals, prices, and other output may be generated, fictionalized, delayed, incomplete, inaccurate, or wrong. Past performance does not predict future results. Do not make financial decisions based on this site. Consult appropriately licensed professionals and independently verify information before acting.

No Client or Fiduciary Relationship

Use of the site does not create an adviser-client, broker-client, attorney-client, fiduciary, employment, partnership, joint-venture, or other professional relationship. The operator does not know your circumstances, objectives, risk tolerance, or tax position.

Your Responsibility

You are solely responsible for your decisions, transactions, gains, losses, taxes, and use of information obtained through the site. You agree not to misuse the site, interfere with its operation, attempt unauthorized access, generate invalid advertising traffic, or use automated means in a manner that burdens the service or violates applicable law.

No Warranties

To the maximum extent permitted by law, the site and all content are provided "as is" and "as available," without warranties of any kind, express or implied, including accuracy, completeness, timeliness, availability, merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, title, non-infringement, or results. We do not warrant uninterrupted, secure, or error-free operation, or that defects will be corrected.

Limitation of Liability

To the maximum extent permitted by law, the site operator and its suppliers will not be liable for indirect, incidental, special, consequential, exemplary, or punitive damages, or for lost profits, trading losses, lost data, loss of goodwill, or business interruption, arising from or related to the site or reliance on its content, under any legal theory, even if advised that such damages are possible.

To the maximum extent permitted by law, aggregate liability for all claims relating to the site will not exceed the greater of the amount you paid to use the site during the twelve months before the claim or USD 100. The site is currently provided without a usage fee. Nothing in these terms excludes liability that cannot lawfully be excluded or limited.

Indemnity

To the extent permitted by law, you agree to defend, indemnify, and hold harmless the site operator from claims, damages, liabilities, costs, and reasonable legal fees arising from your unlawful misuse of the site, your violation of these terms, or your infringement of another person's rights.

Third Parties and Advertising

The site may display third-party advertisements and links. We do not control or endorse third-party products, services, claims, availability, security, or privacy practices. Your dealings with third parties are between you and them. Advertising does not convert satire into due diligence.

Intellectual Property

The site's original design, branding, text, and software are protected by applicable intellectual-property laws. Third-party names, trademarks, stock symbols, and advertising materials belong to their respective owners. Limited personal, non-commercial use of the site is permitted; no other rights are granted.

Availability and Changes

We may change, suspend, or discontinue any part of the site, and may update these terms, at any time. The date above identifies the current version. Continued use after an update means acceptance to the extent permitted by law.

Severability and Entire Agreement

If any provision is found unenforceable, it will be enforced to the greatest lawful extent and the remaining provisions will continue in effect. These terms and the Privacy Policy form the entire agreement concerning use of the site and supersede prior statements on that subject. Failure to enforce a provision is not a waiver.

Contact

Questions about these terms may be sent to privacy@thisisnotafinancialadvice.com.